btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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