well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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