I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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