Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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