if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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