This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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