dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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