you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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