I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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