Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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