We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I would fuck him just for his dog
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So. Much. Porn.
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