So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
