Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
honey bunches of taint.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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