I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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