Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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