Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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