So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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