does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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