Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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