Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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