is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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