so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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