I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize