At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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