Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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