one might say we're banned from that church
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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