Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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