my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Let the clothes fall where they may.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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