your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
People with herpes should wear stickers.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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