i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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