I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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