Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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