I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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