Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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