is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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