i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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