You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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