I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Green mimosas i think yes
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
