She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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