i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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