Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
40s are totally the cure
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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