Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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