you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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