Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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