you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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