I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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