is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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