Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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