I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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