So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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