What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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