You surviving the open bar?
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i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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