but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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