i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
