We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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