I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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