she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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