after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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