before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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