It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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