It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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